yamaboshi | ✦ call me out.

✦ call me out.

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

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♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy!
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meme code.

( from left to right, top to bottom: inaba himeko, illyasviel von einzbern (kaleid liner), shirou emiya (any route + avenger!shirou), illyasviel von einzbern (fate/stay night; any route), asuna yuuki, kazuto "kirito" kirigaya, naruko "anaru" anjou, himari takakura, akane tsunemori, nico yazawa, kuroyukihime, chitanda eru, bernkastel, dawn (soul campaign au), sakura matou, komaru naegi, nadeko sengoku, homura akemi, hitagi senjougahara )

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I'm hungry.

[Berserker looms over Shirou's bed, dressed in the borrowed school uniform. As a Berserker the girl didn't seem to be able to convey much beyond basic emotions. It seemed that Shirou got lucky, though, since her Mad Enhancement was so strong that she lost herself entirely...at least not yet.

She pawed at him to wake up.] You told me not to eat anything raw.

[ Emiya Shirou was unlucky. He didn't expect to summon a Servant (after hearing Tohsaka's explanation, it was kind of... unsettling... just a bit) especially since he summoned someone from the most out of control class. He was worried for his own safety truthfully. But he wanted to believe that he could control her if she somehow went out of control.

But did he have to wake up this early? Although he usually woke up early to cook breakfast, today was an exception, given the fact that he was kind of (read as: very) injured.

#EmiyaProblems

He does groan a little as he turns over in his futon before his hazel eyes open, wiping the bleariness from his eyes before getting up. ]

Nnn... Give me a second, I'll cook something up. Do you have any preferences, Berserker?

[Her pink eyes blink at him. Truthfully, Berserker did sometimes have a problem realizing details--like how injured her Master really was. She tilts her head slightly.]

...you're hurt. [She had known he was before she went to him but she hadn't realized it was this bad. She sits down beside the futon.] I'll get the fish myself. You sleep.

[He told her earlier that she shouldn't eat raw fish. Yet, he was hurt. He could rest. She wasn't the most powerful of Berserkers, being a minor spirit from more recent times. The Grail had given her a human form to protect her identity though it didn't take away the instincts that had gotten her in trouble before.]

[ it's not unusual for Sonico to do modelling shoots with other girls -- but what is strange is for it to be girls from other agencies. she's done so many shoots with ouka that she's fairly used to the rhythm of a shoot with another model, but, well...

isn't this girl a little young to be doing gravure work of any kind? this is a fairly tame shoot -- fairy tale themed, and Sonico practically feels overdressed compared to what she usually wears, but she still feels a little unsure. apparently, the appeal of their team up was down to their matching names and their... somewhat different body types.

Sonico doesn't really get a chance to talk to her until they're on a break and she approaches the other idol with a nervous smile on her face. ]

Ah-- Y--Yazawa-san... it looks like it's going to be a long shoot, doesn't it?

I'm fine.

[ He's not badly hurt that he can't cook, at least. Besides, he was healing up faster than he had anticipated for some reason. So it's not as big of a deal as he thought it would be. ]

I've rested up enough, so if I end up resting more than I have to, it won't be good for me. Don't worry. I won't push myself.

[ While she acted like the best Nico Nico Nii in front of her adoring fans and some of the other workers, when it came to her co-workers, there was not much need to put on the facade, instead wearing a rather tired and slightly annoyed face while dressed in her outfit; using reds and pinks in opposition to Sonico's blues. There was definitely an aura of enmity at this other, taller girl. Was she jealous because she had a huge rack while she had a flat chest? Maybe.

It was already difficult while she was in μ's, but this, this was on a whole different level. Which may be why she folds her arms over her chest with a huff. ]

It's no big deal for me. After all, I am an idol.

[Any other Servant might argue that point but a Berserker wasn't exactly known for their cleverness.]

Alright. ...I'll eat them. Those people who hurt you.

Huh?

[ .........wait did she say "eat them" ] You can't do that!

...Isn't that what you do to your enemies? Kill them?

[...She looks extremely confused now.] I don't get humans sometimes.

[Rouga Zanma was a man with the grand ambition to rule over Japan and change it anew from its current state. However, there were plenty of things that Rouga lacked to make his dreams come true. One of the biggest thing was having money. So just as his big brother suggested-- Rouga decided to get a part-time job as a bodyguard.

But watching over his client was pretty tiring, though. So he'd take whatever break that he could get. Right now, he'd just take a nap outside of the room where her singing lessons were getting done.]

No.

[ Blunt and straight to the point. ] Besides, not all Masters are bad. I... honestly don't want to kill anyone, or be the cause of it.

[ When things were done and over with in regards to her singing lessons-- not that she really needed it, she was an amazing singer, after all, an idol! Which is why when she opens the door with a towel over her shoulders, a bottle of water in her hands, and a clearly annoyed look on her face, she takes several glances left and right, before speaking up: ]

Hey. Nobody else has shown up, right?

[She stood up. That...made sense to her. She hadn't wanted to kill. Vague memories of a house, of a woman protecting a child. Screams. She shook her head.]

...Masters aren't food. [She closes her eyes.] Humans aren't food. [Then she opens them again.]

I won't do it again.

Yeah.

[ He nods in response, finally getting up. ] I'll make you some breakfast, so promise me you won't eat anyone, Berserker.

[Those words sounded so familiar. So, so familiar--she nods.]

Promise. [She stands at his side like a guard dog. She looks at her hands and then at his. As if she was thinking.] Your hands are bigger than mine.

[She...seems a little surprised at this.]

Hm? [ That was out of nowhere. ] Yeah. Do you want to touch them?

Mmm...? [He'll peel an eye open at her response. Now personally, he wanted to sleep a little longer. Though he'd admit some action would've been nice to have. It felt like he was babysitting even through they were both the same age.]

It's been all clear, little lady. You're sure damn popular with the lolicon crowd.

[She pauses. Then shakes her head.] I...just forgot that this isn't what I look like. [She glances at her hands again] Sometimes it's hard to think.

[The curse of being a Berserker.]

[ she feels herself deflate a little bit at the girl's response and she feels her already strained smile become a little more so. ]

R--right, of course! I guess you've got a whole lot more stamina, since you have to be so active all the time...

[ not that gravure work is just lazing around, but it's definitely not the constant get-up-and-go work a regular idol has to put up with.

after a moment, she takes a seat, making sure to leave enough space between the two of them that she's not invading the other girl's personal bubble ]

S--so, how long have you been working as an idol, Yazawa-san?

Well, I was a high school idol in my third year-- maybe you've heard about μ's?

[ She tosses her hair aside with utmost confidence. μ's was a really popular school idol group about two to three years ago; there's a lot of people who talk about it, even now. ]

Of course I'm popular with those freaks. [ There's definitely annoyed undertones to her voice for a moment there before she raises her pitch several octaves, sounding a lot more innocent. ]

That's because Nico Nico Nii shoots my love into their hearts! ☆

... It's not? [ That makes him grow rather curious. ]

What do you actually look like?

[Other Servants probably wouldn't reveal this information so easily, yet, well..]

I'm a bear.

[ What. ]

Like... an actual, living bear?

[He lets a grumpy noise as he almost wants to cover his ears whenever she does it. Rouga couldn't deny that she had a cute face, but her personality was a real piece of work.]

Do you ever get tired of doin' that annoying bullshit? It's so fake that even a counterfeit wouldn't buy it.

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