( open ) voice-testing and some oldies hell

[moes]

Alright, so: here's the deal. You want to roleplay with me? I want to do some stuff with my muses! Of course, there are some characters that I need to test out - or just want to play again, tbh. Whether it's a serious, silly, shippy, or smutty, I'm always down, so come at me. Just call out a muse (or ask for RNG) and either leave it to me or vice versa! Let's do this shit. ♥

Today's muses for hire are—







And if you're stuck on prompt ideas, here are some that you can use:

Random Scenario
TFLN
Unusual Show of Affection
First Time Makeout
Mutual Loss of Virginity
Starting a New Life With You
Mind Altering Hot Springs (NSFW, but I can do SFW if you want!)
Lover's Hideaway
Soulmates AU
Nursed Back to Health
Butler or Maid meme (NSFW, but I can definitely do SFW)
Picture Prompt (SFW or NSFW)
Three Types of Love
Rainy Day
Music Prompt

Comments

EMT

[nohorn]

Emilia-sama. Emilia-sama. Is there anything in particular you would request of Rem for dinner?
Or perhaps there is someone else in this manor you would rather have for dinner?

[ Should she really be so open about the fact that Rem will be doing all the cooking? And what's with that other question? The mind of a oneesama is a difficult one to understand. ]

1 / 2

[spiritpacts]

[ SINCE WHEN DID RE:ZERO CHARACTERS (besides Subaru) GET CELL PHONES, THE TRUE MYSTERY........ ]

Hmm. That's a difficult question. What would you recommend?

[spiritpacts]

[ and then suddenly, minutes later after a sudden realization— ]

And what do you mean by "someone else in this manor you would rather have for dinner", Ram? Are you insinuating that I would eat one of you? I would never do something so crude!

[nohorn]

[ Hey they could be in the modern world, who knows! ]

Rem's chickan pot pies are her best dish, aside from her appa stuffed hens.
No, of course not, Emilia-sama. I would never suggest such a thing.

[ Yes she would. ]

Please, never allow that naivete of the world around you to die.

[spiritpacts]

Then, shall we go with the pot pies today. We can all eat it together.

[nohorn]

As you wish, Emilia-sama.
I will let Rem know that when given the choice of any meal in the manor, you chose her.

[spiritpacts]

Huh? I did not mean it in that way, Ram! I like your cooking as much as Rem's. I just thought that I should just go with your suggestion for once...

[nohorn]

It's cute, how Emilia-sama still doesn't quite get it.
But then Barusu-kun loves her even as naive as she is, doesn't he?

[spiritpacts]

Wait, what does Subaru have to do with this?

[nohorn]

Nothing, nothing, there is nothing here to worry about, Emilia-sama.
But I have to ask, has our guest ever asked you over to his room late at night for any reason?

[spiritpacts]

He hasn't... why?

[nohorn]

Hmm, hmm, Barusu is more reserved than I had previously believed.
I had expected him to use an excuse such as needing your thighs to get a proper rest, or needing a kiss or else he might disappear without a strong connection to the planet.

[spiritpacts]

He did the former, but I've never seen him do the latter...

[nohorn]

And you gave him that? You're a bolder woman than I had imagined, Emilia-sama.

[ Assuming she means not that one time that Rem and Ram already saw. ]