✦ call me out.

[moes]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. alternatively, you can also call out someone from my muselist. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. if you're stuck, feel free to use the random scenario generator! meme code.

( from left to right, top to bottom: inaba himeko, illyasviel von einzbern (kaleid liner), shirou emiya (any route + avenger!shirou), illyasviel von einzbern (fate/stay night; any route), asuna yuuki, kazuto "kirito" kirigaya, naruko "anaru" anjou, himari takakura, akane tsunemori, nico yazawa, kuroyukihime, chitanda eru, bernkastel, dawn (soul campaign au), sakura matou, komaru naegi, nadeko sengoku, homura akemi, hitagi senjougahara )

Comments

[peopledieifkilled]

I see. [ ... ]

I guess we'll go and have your wish granted. I don't have a wish myself, so if you want to see her again, I guess we can do that.

[lycoctonum]

Master, what if she doesn't recognize me like this?

[For a Berserker, this is a strange worry.]

[peopledieifkilled]

Then you'll just have to find a way to make her recognize you.

[lycoctonum]

Should I go back to looking like a bear, then?

[peopledieifkilled]

If you want to, sure. I won't judge you either way.

[lycoctonum]

Maybe... maybe after all this, Master. I'll keep you safe.

[peopledieifkilled]

... Mm. Thanks, Berserker. [ He smiles in return before finally heading towards the door, saying, ] Anyway, I'll go make breakfast. You must be hungry, right?

[lycoctonum]

You're making fish, right? [She perks up at that.]

[peopledieifkilled]

Yeah. I'm making grilled salmon and rice with miso.

[lycoctonum]

[She'll...just lick her lips here.] Mm... fish.

[peopledieifkilled]

You really like fish, don't you? [ Although it shouldn't be a surprise; Berserker is a bear, after all. ]

Let's head to the living room. You can sit down there while I go cook for the two of us.

[lycoctonum]

It's filling. [Berserker really isn't that hard to understand.]

Yes, Master. [She'll follow him anywhere, after all.]

[peopledieifkilled]

Well, I'd hope that you'd actually enjoy it a little more than that.

[ But this is fine, too. Of course, he'll head into the kitchen and start preparing the ingredients after putting on his usual apron. He's got this. ]

[lycoctonum]

Well. Food is enjoyable.

[It's very important after all. She'll trot behind him like a puppy cub.]

[peopledieifkilled]

That's true. Anyway, take a seat in the living room and I'll go get the food ready. Rice is already done, so I just need to prepare the fish.

[ Which shouldn't take him too long. ]

[lycoctonum]

Fish...

[She goes and sits down. Luckily, Berserker doesn't seem to mind all that much about a wait.]

[peopledieifkilled]

[ After a while, he finishes off breakfast and with a last wipe of his brow, he brings the meal to the table. You're welcome, Berserker. ]

Tell me if there's anything wrong with it. There shouldn't be, but I don't know if bears are picky about their food.

[lycoctonum]

[She sniffs the food, as is her custom. She gives a quick nod before beginning to eat quickly. Ignoring the utensils she uses her hands to pick up the fish and devour it. The bowls were downed just as quickly.

The carnage, fortunately, doesn't last long.]

Good meal, Master. Thank you.

[peopledieifkilled]

[Shirou hasn't even bothered to pick up his chopsticks as he watched her eat like that. Well, she did say she's a bear. So it shouldn't be surprising to him, but still. . . it makes him smile. This is different than having dinner with Fuji-nee and Sakura]

It's not a problem, Berserker. [Okay, he probably should finish his meal probably]

[lycoctonum]

[She continues to look for crumbs of food on her dishes while he eats. At some point he might need to teach her about table manners.]

[peopledieifkilled]

[He'll probably have to, considering that Fuji-nee and Sakura would be all too suspicious of her. That would be bad. But he continues to watch quietly.]

[lycoctonum]

[She finishes up quickly, waiting for him to finish.]

[peopledieifkilled]

[He finishes up - it does take him some time, however - and soon rises to take the plates to the kitchen]

Is there anything else you want, Berserker?