1. Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
2. You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
3. The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
4. Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
[ And he immediately flushes, if only because he... actually hasn't seen her nude before. It's to the point where he's already gotten himself hard and he can't help but hide the flush of his cheeks with his hands because of it and takes the clothes and uses it to hide his privates. ]
Or you can give me thirty minutes. I figured you'd forget and put your clothes in the wash first. Mine are last, ah, but it IS my day off so being nearly naked is perfectly fine.
Well, that leaves us with two choices! Do you want me to take my boxers off now or when you join me on the couch? Naturally, I'm fine with either arrangement.
[In no time at all, Komaeda steps through the gateway. Clad in a simple shirt and boxers, he clearly hadn't been far when Hinata texted him.] Do you want to get comfortable first?
[His shirt is off before Hinata finishes speaking. He drops it to the floor as he meets his eyes.]
Well, good thing you are I'm a little impatient today. [The boxers comes next so fast, it's like he never moved at all. Naked, he smiles evily and sits down beside him on the couch. Komaeda crosses one leg over the other because it just goes to show, never trust him not be tease.]
Your turn, I think you did say you were going to join me.
Hajime, your ignorance may spell your downfall! That hellcat may very well be setting a trap with those items. The ingredients for your own destruction!
The feline wits are far superior to that of a human. But there is truth in your words... if that hellcat has somehow been ensnared, helping that creature should be worth any risk!
That's why I texted you. I thought that you might be able to help me out if they're actually stuck, since I might not be able to do it myself. It wouldn't be good to just leave them there, after all.
You should have made that clearer from the start! This rescue operation takes top priority!
I shall make my way towards you as swiftly as the netherworld's transportation systems will allow. In the meantime, do you possess any bargaining tools of the feline persuasion?!
If you do not have anything specially crafted for a feline, then one mundane substitute could be a loose piece of string. That alone may act as a catalyst for the hellcat's twisted joy!
1. So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called her mid sex?
2. I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
3. You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
4. You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
We are comrades. It is not difficult to agree with common sense, especially in a situation where that is in short supply. However, I do think that we should consider some sort of maneuver to fight back as best we can.
While it's admirable that you hold onto hope, perhaps we should be realistic in the search for a way out of this predicament. That door is fairly impenetrable, after all.
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Hmm.
I guess you're right. Maybe we should just have it on the ground; what do you think?
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[ But Alto-kun why do you want to fuck while pushing 10Gs ]
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hinata hajime | super dangan ronpa 2
2. You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
3. The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
4. Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
5. Or text him!
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Yours and Nagito-kun's look the same...
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I-- It's fine, he won't mind.
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[ She yawns again and leans her head on his shoulder while he cooks, still sleepy as anything. She can't remember half of the previous night. ]
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Ah, Nanami -- you probably shouldn't be too close while I'm working on this. You might burn yourself.
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[ She blinks and rubs her eyes, trying desperately to wake up. What day is it? ]
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Don't you agree?
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Hajime, you're making me blush a little saying it like that. I might as well admit something embarrassing too. I like it when you watch me.
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[In no time at all, Komaeda steps through the gateway. Clad in a simple shirt and boxers, he clearly hadn't been far when Hinata texted him.] Do you want to get comfortable first?
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Well, good thing you are I'm a little impatient today. [The boxers comes next so fast, it's like he never moved at all. Naked, he smiles evily and sits down beside him on the couch. Komaeda crosses one leg over the other because it just goes to show, never trust him not be tease.]
Your turn, I think you did say you were going to join me.
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I shall make my way towards you as swiftly as the netherworld's transportation systems will allow. In the meantime, do you possess any bargaining tools of the feline persuasion?!
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If you do not have anything specially crafted for a feline, then one mundane substitute could be a loose piece of string. That alone may act as a catalyst for the hellcat's twisted joy!
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makoto naegi | dangan ronpa
2. I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
3. You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
4. You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
5. Or text him!
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