yamaboshi | ❉ open shipping post

[ He joins her on the couch, not sitting too close to her but also clearly not being weird about it. ]

So, we just write a report once a month? That sounds easy enough. I'm pretty good at writing reports, though I'm probably better at doing it orally.

...And giving oral reports, too.

[ Oh my god what a pervert. ]

Pretty much. I check the reports, so don't write anything stupid. Taichi already does that.

[ Seriously, he writes about pro-wrestling. ]

Will you share what kind of oral report you'd give me?

[ Okay, he'd better get serious. He should consider this an informal audition, so no more oral sex jokes. Unless she starts joking back. ]

I learned a lot about history at my old school [ And all the manga he read ], so I could probably tell you all about the Sangoku Period in China or the Hundred Years War in Europe.

[ He folds his arms behind his head, leaning back against the couch and closing his eyes. ]

But that stuff can be pretty boring to people. So, I'd have to add a little bit of dramatic flair.

Hmm. I see.

[ She places her hand under her chin, humming in interest. ]

What kind of dramatic flair are we talking about here?

I'd need some visual aids. Like a map of a continent that I can dramatically rip away, revealing a map of the same continent beneath it filled with fire. Or maybe I'd act out the different roles in the story... I think I'd like to be a voice actor one day.

[ That's right, this version of Keiichi hasn't sung any terrible rap duets with policemen, so musician isn't something he's considered. ]

If you're planning on being a voice actor. . . I want to test you. I have a friend here who actually has a voice fetish for Taichi, but. If you plan on becoming a voice actor. I want to hear you try and seduce me.

If you wanted me to seduce you, Inaba-san, all you had to do was ask.

[ This would be the moment in time when the soundtrack goes suddenly silent. He's turned toward her, leaning in close, with a low and raspy voice. And he's totally emphasizing the ends of syllables that hang in the air a bit longer, letting his warm breath waft toward her ear.

What a shit. ]

[ So this must be what it's like to be completely turned on by another person's voice. She finds herself bringing her legs together in slight discomfort, her breath heavy in the air as her cheeks burn a bright red she manages: ]

Then... do it. I want to hear you seduce me, Keiichi. [ There might be a little bit of desperation in Inaba's voice. ]

[ This feels just a little bit strange. The only reason he doesn't feel that strange is because he's too dumb for his own good... he's too focused on his goal. And her ear.

To be fair, though, he isn't getting that close to her. This is just a silly game, he's sure. ]

It already looks like you're halfway there. Maybe I should stick my hand under your skirt and find out for myself. ♥

[ He's really surprised she's okay with this. But whatever, it's actually kind of fun, and it's not like he's going to get turned on or anything BULLSHIT COUGH COUGH ]

If you want to, Keiichi... you can. I'll let you.

[ It seems that she's lost herself in the moment, letting her true feelings shine through as her blush darkens, her voice becoming more decisively feminine and cute. ]

[ His hand starts moving, but after a second, he stops. The expression on his face turns into one of concern. ]

Um... Inaba-san. Why does it feel like I know you somehow?

[ cockblocked by his conscience oops ]

Eh?

[ She flinches slightly, eyes widening as she furrows her brow, frowning. ]

I don't know. This is the first time we've met.

[ He watches her for a second, not sure if he believes her or not. ]

...Well, you shouldn't toy with a man's desires like that, especially someone you just met. I thought you were serious for a second.

But... what if I was serious? What would you do then?

[ She keeps her voice low and soft, almost seductive as she looks at him, cheeks flushed. ]

[ His cheeks flush a deep red, and he hesitates, his confidence suddenly gone. ]

W-Well, you're really cute... but I've never really touched a girl before, and someone might catch us...

Ahaha... you're right.

[ She laughs a little, smiling a bit. ] Sorry, sorry, I was just teasing. Besides, Taichi would probably get bad if he showed up.

[ There's something a little sad about the way she says it, though. ]

He's your boyfriend, isn't he?

[ Great, now he feels bad about all this sexual tension. Or the boner he's expertly hiding. ]

Eh?

[ Inaba finds herself rather surprised by that answer. ]

How did you figure that out....?

I didn't. You just told me.

[ Really, why else would he be mad? But he can't help but feel like the name "Taichi" is familiar when it comes to her.

She should just be glad that he didn't say he could read minds. ]

... I didn't say anything, though.

[ She's pretty sure. ] But I guess you could have guessed that. Anyway, I'm sorry for messing with you.

[ He shifts on the couch, sitting in uncomfortable silence for a second. ]

...What would you have done if I'd gone through with it?

I wouldn't have stopped you. . . is what you'd want me to say, right?

[ Although truthfully, that's the truth. But she's twisting her own words to make it sound as if it isn't. ]

I'd probably flick you in the forehead.

...Hey, Inaba. [ Yes, he's dropping the honorific. Just be glad he's not calling her by her given name. ] I've got a really personal question for you.

[ don't do it it's a trap ]

What... kind of personal question?

[ And he's right back into seduction mode, leaning in close and whispering into her ear. ]

If I put my hand between your legs right now, would I find out that you're nice and wet?

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