( closed ) always expect the unexpected

[dereban]

[ This was not as planned. Definitely not as planned. That much was evident — especially since she had not been planning on summoning an actual person. All she did, really, was read a rumor on the 2ch boards (she knew that she shouldn't have trusted it, but her curiosity got the better of her) that she would be able to summon up her courage to confess and that it would have an immediate effect. And that effect was a definite yes from the person she liked. (Whose name was Emiya Shirou, someone who went to the same school as she did and was in the same year, but, well, didn't know her very well since they weren't in the same class.)

Inaba was not good with her feelings at all, especially not when it came to feelings of love.

She closed herself up, and kept to herself most of the time. Which was why she decided to give it a try, regardless of the fact that it probably wouldn't work. It was a simple task: all she had to do was draw a magic circle around her room and place her fingers between her legs, curiously, as she let out a heated sigh-- but then she saw the glow and then someone appeared. In her room.

While she was barely wearing anything (she was just in her lingerie, a lace black bra and underwear), staring at the intruder with dead eyes.

This was definitely not as planned.

And now she's been completely humiliated that she was seen masturbating by some... some stranger. ]

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[swordboning]

I hope you won't mind it I let you jump to your own conclusions with that.

[dereban]

You—

[ There's a frustrated groan from the bottom of her throat as her face turns pale and then her blush expands from her cheeks to the tips of her ears as she shifts her body to punch him in the chest.

She's going to regret this. Clearly. ]

Don't be an idiot!

[swordboning]

[Yes, punching his chest really was a bad idea.

Rather than respond, he winced a bit as he expected her to get hurt just as much.]

[dereban]

[ She does flinch a little, shaking her hand in frustration, but says nothing about the pain. ]

Stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. [ She's referring to herself rather than him as she says her mantra, before, ] Do you really like irritating me that much, Archer?

[swordboning]

It just comes naturally, that's all.

[dereban]

Next time, I'll punch you in the face.

[swordboning]

That sounds exactly like what a loving girlfriend would do.

[dereban]

Well, I wouldn't have to do it if you didn't keep teasing me like an idiot!

[swordboning]

Even if teasing you was a way of showing that I care for you?

[dereban]

[ That... was definitely not an answer she expected. Instead of giving him a proper answer, she just buries her face in his chest to mumble some incomprehensible words. It's so weird, being like this with him, and she's even more embarrassed since she's wearing the maid outfit.

Sure, she had a reason for this outfit - it was for her club back at her old school - but it's not as if Archer knew about that. ]

[swordboning]

[She called other people idiots while just being a big one herself. Perfectly acceptable. But he could work with that, running a hand through her hair while she probably complained while he couldn't hear.]

[dereban]

[ It's true. She's an idiot in some ways, smart in others. When he runs a hand through her hair, she finds herself relaxing a bit as she brings her hands up to grab onto his shoulders before reeling back slightly. ]

... It's my turn to ask a question now. [ She's going back to that. ] Is your height a part of the whole 'you fucked up with your magic' deal?

[ YES, SHE'S ASKING THIS QUESTION. Deal with it. ]

[swordboning]

That would be a bit silly. [And a silly question at that.] No, it's kind of hard to be a hero and be small, isn't it? When you wish to be a hero and have it granted, this is the kind of thing that happens to you.

[dereban]

... Is that your idea of a joke, Archer?

[ She's not buying it. ]

[swordboning]

It's a kind of magic that's too powerful to explain but I'm not joking.

[dereban]

Let me guess. You found a lamp, rubbed it, found out that there was a Genie inside it and said "I wish to grow taller" and had your wish granted.

[ INABA.... ]

[swordboning]

And if I did, what would you say?

[dereban]

What the hell did you do with the other two wishes?

[swordboning]

I used them to ask for a new set of armor and a cloak.

[No, Archer....]

[dereban]

You couldn't wish for anything more interesting? [ Is she taking this seriously? Probably not, by the sounds of it, but she's playing along regardless. ]

I mean, if I had three wishes I'd probably ask for embarrassing stuff.

[swordboning]

Between the entirety of what has happened today, I'm pretty sure I would have guessed that you'd wish for something like that.

[Not even going to question why. Her mind is always in the toilet, apparently.]

[dereban]

Well, I'd only use it for one wish. [ She huffs, a little frustrated. ]

The others I would probably use to get newer components for my computer, and I'd use the last one to help out Shirou.

[ See? Her mind's not always in the gutter. ]

[swordboning]

The computer one seems low-key. If you wanted just that, you may as well just wish for a lot of money and buy what you need plus more.

[dereban]

If I wished for money, then I'd get bored since then I'd have too much free time.

[swordboning]

Which you'd spend on the computer and not be bored anymore.