❉ open shipping post

- You know what time of the year it is? That's right - it's once again time for that semi-annual shipping post. After all, my thirst is almost unquenchable and sometimes there just isn't a good meme up on Bakerstreet at the moment. And therefore, this post was born from the waters of my thirst.
Basically, you want to ship things? Here you go. Feel free to ask for RNG or give me a character type that you'd want to play with too. Or if you want to be real specific? Here, I've got a muselist. I'll even work with AU scenarios and CRAU, your pick. Feel free to leave a blank comment and let me do all the hard work or leave a prompt yourself! I'm game for literally everything and anything. I'm shipping trash, which means that I will do cross-canon or canon ships. Smut is also absolutely okay, but not necessary. ♥
And if you're absolutely stuck, here are some prompt ideas.
- Random Scenario
TFLN
Unusual Show of Affection
First Time Makeout
Mutual Loss of Virginity
Starting a New Life With You
Mind Altering Hot Springs (NSFW, but I can do SFW if you want!)
Lover's Hideaway
Soulmates AU
Nursed Back to Health
Butler or Maid meme (NSFW, but I can definitely do SFW)
Picture Prompt (SFW or NSFW)
Three Types of Love
Rainy Day
Music Prompt

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You don't have to call me Maebara-san. You can just call me Keiichi if you want.
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[ She feels a bit uncomfortable calling him by first name, but he gave her permission, so she supposes it's fine. ]
Anyway, we're almost here. The classroom should be a few doors down. I should get going, since mine is upstairs.
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[ He gives her a grateful smile, unaware that he's smiling the kind of smile that is usually accompanied by a pink background and shoujo sparkles. ]
Maybe I'll see you around school some more, Inaba-san.
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[ Her laugh is sheepish as she finds herself glancing away from him out of embarrassment, trying to hide her flushed cheeks at that smile. ]
And probably. If you're interested, feel free to look at our club after classes. Clubs are mandatory at this school, so you'll have to join one.
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[ He's not even aware that she's blushing at him, just that she looks really cute. Which might be why he's unconsciously flirting with her, not even aware that he's not moving towards his classroom door at all. ]
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[ Her mouth gapes slightly, hearing her heart beat quickly in her chest. Yeah, she's not going to look directly at him as she speaks. ]
Y-Yeah. Just knock on the door when you get there and ask for me. I better get going.
[ She needs to rush out before she does something she regrets. She can't. She can't. ]
I'll see you later.
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[ And as she hurries off, he's going to wonder what exactly he said that made her stammer like that. She didn't really seem that shy, but who knows?
Shrugging his shoulders, he tucks his hands into his pockets and walks into his classroom. He'll just have to check out her club after school and see how he likes it. At least he'd kind of know somebody there. ]
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But he... doesn't remember her.
It's like that time before, when Taichi didn't. She's fine.
Of course.
At least she can at least lay down on her couch, staring at the ceiling idly, wondering if he'd show up to the club. It's fine if he doesn't, she tells herself unconvincingly. ]
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He took a deep breath, then knocked on the door. Alright, time to go socialize. That's something he never did before he transferred, so he really hopes it goes well. ]
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Straightening herself out on the couch, she wipes her eyes to make sure that no tears tempt to fall. She doesn't know who's at the door, so she just calls out: ]
Come in!
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Instead, it's just Inaba on a couch. He lets the door close behind him, feeling a little awkward. ]
Oh, uh... hi. It's Keiichi.
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[ She seems to have the couch taken over, anyway. But she seems a little more comfortable right now, at least as far as he can tell. He's too dense to realize that she was almost at full-on doki doki before. ]
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[ Let Inaba just fix herself on the couch so that she doesn't take over the entirety of the couch. ]
I might as well entertain you while you're here, though. Welcome to the Student Cultural Society Club -- there's a total of five of us third years and two second years. Well, I'm currently the vice president and Iori's the president, but we kind of have to let go of the club soon because of tests. [ She smiles, a little wistfully. ] So Chihiro and Shino will be taking over.
Our club basically studies and reports on different cultures and puts it in a newspaper every month. You just need to write one article a month. The rest of the time we just fuck around.
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So, we just write a report once a month? That sounds easy enough. I'm pretty good at writing reports, though I'm probably better at doing it orally.
...And giving oral reports, too.
[ Oh my god what a pervert. ]
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[ Seriously, he writes about pro-wrestling. ]
Will you share what kind of oral report you'd give me?
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I learned a lot about history at my old school [ And all the manga he read ], so I could probably tell you all about the Sangoku Period in China or the Hundred Years War in Europe.
[ He folds his arms behind his head, leaning back against the couch and closing his eyes. ]
But that stuff can be pretty boring to people. So, I'd have to add a little bit of dramatic flair.
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[ She places her hand under her chin, humming in interest. ]
What kind of dramatic flair are we talking about here?
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[ That's right, this version of Keiichi hasn't sung any terrible rap duets with policemen, so musician isn't something he's considered. ]
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[ This would be the moment in time when the soundtrack goes suddenly silent. He's turned toward her, leaning in close, with a low and raspy voice. And he's totally emphasizing the ends of syllables that hang in the air a bit longer, letting his warm breath waft toward her ear.
What a shit. ]
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Then... do it. I want to hear you seduce me, Keiichi. [ There might be a little bit of desperation in Inaba's voice. ]
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To be fair, though, he isn't getting that close to her. This is just a silly game, he's sure. ]
It already looks like you're halfway there. Maybe I should stick my hand under your skirt and find out for myself. ♥
[ He's really surprised she's okay with this. But whatever, it's actually kind of fun, and it's not like he's going to get turned on or anything BULLSHIT COUGH COUGH ]
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[ It seems that she's lost herself in the moment, letting her true feelings shine through as her blush darkens, her voice becoming more decisively feminine and cute. ]
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Um... Inaba-san. Why does it feel like I know you somehow?
[ cockblocked by his conscience oops ]
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