( nsfw ) the final smutty call me out of 2016!

[moes]

It's almost the end of the year, so it's time to get down and dirty with — something that surprises nobody — a call me out meme! The deal is pretty simple, as always: you want to roleplay with me? Cool. Just choose a muse listed below (or, perhaps, ask for someone else as I'm kind of picky with smut) or perhaps allow me to choose via RNG, character preferences, whatever, choose a scenario and either leave a starter or leave the start up to me. Your choice. ♥

Now then, your choice cast for today are the following—







Character you want to smut with not on here and you find them on my muselist? Feel free to ask if they're available!
If you're stuck on a prompt and would like to play something out, feel free to peruse any of these - but please don't feel limited to playing just this - if you wish:

• Random Scenario
  
• Mind Altering Hot Springs
  
• Butler or Maid meme
  
• Soulmates AU
  
• Hypnotism meme
  
• Inappropriate sexual tension
  
• Reincarnated lovers
  
• Fuck or Die
  
• Adorasmut

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I'm here for the selfcest. Kamukura or hinata, dun care.

[thisisourfuture]

[It's been a while since he felt warm and comfortable. Since the experiments began he'd lost more and more feeling and thoughts. Like a doll with his strings being cut one by one, he'd faded away within himself. Hinata stretches, relishing in the cool sheets and the warmth he's laying against.

Then he wakes up completely as he realizes he isn't alone. He cries out and jerks back, falling off the side of the bed. His cry turns to a yelp when his back meets cold wooden floor. Hinata rubs his face too dizzy to look up and see just who he's sharing a bed with.]

okay

[hopedout]

Are you alright?

[ A rhetorical question, but Hinata asks it nevertheless, as his mismatched eyes look at his former self. While there's a part of him that wonders what exactly the situation is and how his former self has managed to get here, into this world. ]

[thisisourfuture]

[The voice cuts right through the dizziness and stinging pain like a knife. His eyes widen as he gets a good look at his own face. He never thought of himself as handsome, or anything past average.

But he knows himself well enough that one eye being strange is a beacon for his attention. He swallows, unsure what to say and only settling for a quiet.] Yeah.

Just a fall. [Slowly he sits up, unsettled not by his own face but the demeanor. He isn't exactly a quiet individual, but he never had a nothingness in his eyes or a quiet, patient, watchfulness.]

...w-what are you?

[hopedout]

[ His other, younger self asks what, rather than who and while it doesn't surprise him, not really, it does amuse him to an extent, laughing just a little bit. ]

I'm you, from a different time period. I don't know how you managed to get to this time by yourself, but I'll figure that out eventually.

[thisisourfuture]

Time travel is just in fiction. [Except the evidence it isn't seems to be right in front of him. He stubbornly puts it out of his mind and climbs up into the bed. Questions burn in his chest and finally he blurts out.] Is this the result of the experiments?

hypnosis for mion

[keichan]

[ "Kei-chan."

Those are the last two syllables he heard before he chugged the mysterious wine that Rika had brought for today's punishment game. Surely none of them had any idea that, once the wine took effect, those two syllables would send him spiraling into an uncontrollable lust.

And even if someone knew that the wine would have that effect on him, they certainly wouldn't know that it would kick in while he's walking home alone with one of the only two people who ever calls him "Kei-chan." When it takes effect, he stops in his tracks behind her, hands in his pockets behind her. He'd been keeping pace with her pretty consistently, so the fact that he's stopping now is noteworthy.

Saying nothing, he brings a hand up to rub the bridge of his nose for a second. He feels a little lightheaded all of a sudden, and a shiver runs down his body as his nerves stand up on edge. ]

Huh... I feel kinda lightheaded...

[sononizaki]

Are you okay, Kei-chan? Should I take you to the clinic?

[ Mion stops in her step, turning around on her heel as she blinks owlishly at him, taking a few steps closer to check if he has a fever. Of course, unbeknownst to her, that's a bit of a bad idea, especially with the trigger word being the nickname that only she, and one other person calls him. ]

[keichan]

[ His pupils dilate sharply when he hears her say those two fateful syllables, and for a moment, he's perfectly still. It might look like he's simply recovering from a dizzy spell or something, but only until the elixir's conditioning takes over. It's not so much that the wine is inducing lust on its own as it is merely bringing out feelings of desire that he's repressed for months without realizing it. Or perhaps all of his inhibitions have simply been stripped away. But whatever the case may be, when he does move a second later, it's incredibly sudden.

Without any hesitation or reservation, his arms wrap around her, and his hands grab her bottom hungrily, picking her up as he pins her roughly to the telephone pole behind her. His hips grind in desperation between her legs, letting her feel his quickly growing arousal, and he buries his face along the side of her neck, choosing to answer her question by sucking hard beneath the spot where the corner of her jawline meets her neck. ]

[sononizaki]

Eh?

[ Caught completely off guard, Mion's eyes widen, half out of surprise and the other half is out of something that even she can't tell, completely crimson in the cheeks. It's all too fast, too sudden and while she likes the physical contact, she can't help but be embarrassed by it, too. ]

K- Kei-chan... we're in public! What if someone sees?! [ And even then, she's already craning her neck for more. ]

[keichan]

[ The sound of his nickname just feeds his hunger even more, and his hips grind a little more insistently in response. His lips close over the tender skin at the nape of her neck, and he gives it a little tug before murmuring into her ear, his breath warm and heavy. ]

I don't mind if they watch if it's with you, Mion. ♥

[ There's something different to his voice, something that would almost sound subservient if he didn't sound so determined. His hands are already moving to pull open the top couple of buttons on her top. He doesn't even think to move them to the relative privacy of the bus stop shelter behind them. ]

Honoka and this loser, costume play and footplay

[pygmalion_perv]

[Feel free to start this one off, I'm headed to bed soon]

let me know if you want me to change anything etc etc

[yourschoolidol]

[ While the costume was completely Honoka's idea - she wanted a little spice in her life, what she ended up choosing was actually a bit... well, it wasn't bad at least, but it was definitely over the top. Which is why she's acting to match. ]

Ohoho! Hachibe-kun, I have come for your soul! If you wish to repent, you must do the one thing I ask of you! [ She's overdoing it a bit, but does she care?? No. ]

[pygmalion_perv]

[Hachibe is down with costumes. Not really his thing, but he can see the appeal. Plus, he likes making her happy, so it's win win. He's already down on the floor, bowing down in front of her.]

Oh, Honoka, mistress of the night! Have mercy and tell me what I must do!

[yourschoolidol]

[ Who let Kousaka Honoka choose costumes. More than that, who let her act while wearing one? She's horrible at it. Nevertheless, she licks her lips, grinning from ear to ear, before leaning in, just a little. ]

I'll have mercy if you let me step on you.

[pygmalion_perv]

S... step on me?

[To the untrained ear, Hachibe might sound afraid or intimidated right now. But the source of his quivering voice is something completely different: arousal. Honoka's surely noticed him staring at her feet before, and right now the only thing he can picture in his mind is having them tread all over him.]

Yes, mistress! Please, step on me as much as you want!

prooobably hynposis and whatever comes up.

[bystandering]

[I can start if you want but... I'm really up for anything. No matter how terrible. Mitsuki can handle it, she's a good girl.]

[dolosa]

( okay but to switch things up -- what about hypnosis where Rei tries to 'fix' Mitsuki and Rei gets fucked over by getting hypnotized by accident instead? )

[bystandering]

[That definitely could work! Not sure where Mitsuki would go with that but I'm sure I can come up with something. Would we still be going with the idea that she thinks Rei is 'Papa'?]

[dolosa]

( let's go with no in this particular scenario and have Mitsuki find out that she's actually Rei. )

[bystandering]

[Alright! That does change things. So, Mitsuki breaking free of her hypnosis and turning on a newly hypnotized Rei. That sound about right?]

[korekara]

[ ok ok ok but consider: inappropriate sexual tension w honoka and shiro because ~she's an idol~

could just be foreplay shit like in the meme or maybe also some adorasmut?? WHATEVER MAN WHAT SOUNDS GOOD TO YOU ]

i can def go foreplay + adorasmut, also lmk if this scenario works

[peopledieifkilled]

[ This is probably the fifth time that he's invited her over to his place this week. With both Sakura and Fuji-nee out of town, the house feels too big for him, an expanse of space that honestly isn't suitable for one person. So when he lays out the food on the table, he can't help but smile, a bit self deprecatingly. ]

Sorry I've been bringing you over every day... hopefully this should be enough food to compensate?

[ He really likes Honoka. But he knows that he can't be with her. After all, she's an idol, she's meant to be pure and innocent, so he can't possibly have feelings for her like this. Although he can't help but blush slightly as he watches her. ]

yaaaasss

[korekara]

[ Honoka would be over at Shiro's house like a shot even if he didn't have as much as a bag of chips out for snacks. She can't very well ditch him while there's no one else home, can she? ]

Are you kidding? This is way, way more than enough! You don't have to cook so much every time I come over, y'know! You totally should, though.

[ She gives him a grin and then starts digging into her rice. Shiro's cooking is amazing and she's more than happy to eat if it's set in front of her. And eating with Shiro... it's nice. It's a little different than eating with her other friends. Different in a "things we don't talk about to Shiro's face ever" kind of way.

... Maybe it's being alone together at his house. Yeah. That's totally it. ]

So! What did Super Chef Emiya-kun put together for our dinner today?

[ She can see what the spread is, obviously, but hearing Shiro describe it always makes the food taste better. ]

[peopledieifkilled]

I made some miso soup with tamagoyaki, rice, some broccoli on the side along with some seafood nabe. And honestly, it isn't that much of a big deal. I usually have to cook for at least three people normally, but Fuji-nee and Sakura aren't around, so I wind up making extra portions to begin with.

[ Giving the normal grace he also digs in with his chopsticks, starting with the tamagoyaki. ]

It's okay though, right? [ Not that he thinks otherwise, but rather... he hopes that she likes it. Out of all people, he wants to be absolutely certain that Honoka likes his food. ]

[korekara]

You're kidding, right? It's delicious!

[ She says this in between gulps of miso and more mouthfuls of rice. She's trying so hard to not eat messily but it's hard to make herself slow down when she's eating Shiro's food. It's too tasty! The rice is soft and fluffy, the tamagoyaki is perfect and she hasn't dug into the seafood nabe yet but she knows for sure it's going to be amazing. ]

If this is the kinda stuff Fujimura-sensei and Sakura-chan get to eat every day then I'm jealous! I'm gonna move in with you so I can eat your cooking every day!

[ the last thing Shirou needs in his life: another freeloader. ]