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( nsfw ) the final smutty call me out of 2016!

It's almost the end of the year, so it's time to get down and dirty with — something that surprises nobody — a call me out meme! The deal is pretty simple, as always: you want to roleplay with me? Cool. Just choose a muse listed below (or, perhaps, ask for someone else as I'm kind of picky with smut) or perhaps allow me to choose via RNG, character preferences, whatever, choose a scenario and either leave a starter or leave the start up to me. Your choice. ♥

Now then, your choice cast for today are the following—

Character you want to smut with not on here and you find them on my muselist? Feel free to ask if they're available!
If you're stuck on a prompt and would like to play something out, feel free to peruse any of these - but please don't feel limited to playing just this - if you wish:

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[ ok ok ok but consider: inappropriate sexual tension w honoka and shiro because ~she's an idol~

could just be foreplay shit like in the meme or maybe also some adorasmut?? WHATEVER MAN WHAT SOUNDS GOOD TO YOU ]

[ This is probably the fifth time that he's invited her over to his place this week. With both Sakura and Fuji-nee out of town, the house feels too big for him, an expanse of space that honestly isn't suitable for one person. So when he lays out the food on the table, he can't help but smile, a bit self deprecatingly. ]

Sorry I've been bringing you over every day... hopefully this should be enough food to compensate?

[ He really likes Honoka. But he knows that he can't be with her. After all, she's an idol, she's meant to be pure and innocent, so he can't possibly have feelings for her like this. Although he can't help but blush slightly as he watches her. ]

[ Honoka would be over at Shiro's house like a shot even if he didn't have as much as a bag of chips out for snacks. She can't very well ditch him while there's no one else home, can she? ]

Are you kidding? This is way, way more than enough! You don't have to cook so much every time I come over, y'know! You totally should, though.

[ She gives him a grin and then starts digging into her rice. Shiro's cooking is amazing and she's more than happy to eat if it's set in front of her. And eating with Shiro... it's nice. It's a little different than eating with her other friends. Different in a "things we don't talk about to Shiro's face ever" kind of way.

... Maybe it's being alone together at his house. Yeah. That's totally it. ]

So! What did Super Chef Emiya-kun put together for our dinner today?

[ She can see what the spread is, obviously, but hearing Shiro describe it always makes the food taste better. ]

I made some miso soup with tamagoyaki, rice, some broccoli on the side along with some seafood nabe. And honestly, it isn't that much of a big deal. I usually have to cook for at least three people normally, but Fuji-nee and Sakura aren't around, so I wind up making extra portions to begin with.

[ Giving the normal grace he also digs in with his chopsticks, starting with the tamagoyaki. ]

It's okay though, right? [ Not that he thinks otherwise, but rather... he hopes that she likes it. Out of all people, he wants to be absolutely certain that Honoka likes his food. ]

You're kidding, right? It's delicious!

[ She says this in between gulps of miso and more mouthfuls of rice. She's trying so hard to not eat messily but it's hard to make herself slow down when she's eating Shiro's food. It's too tasty! The rice is soft and fluffy, the tamagoyaki is perfect and she hasn't dug into the seafood nabe yet but she knows for sure it's going to be amazing. ]

If this is the kinda stuff Fujimura-sensei and Sakura-chan get to eat every day then I'm jealous! I'm gonna move in with you so I can eat your cooking every day!

[ the last thing Shirou needs in his life: another freeloader. ]

[ Shirou honestly can't help the crimson that sneaks onto his cheeks, more vibrant than ever before as he finds himself shifting uncomfortably in his chair at the idea of Honoka moving in, but he tries to hide it by looking down and eating food. ]

I... wouldn't mind if you wanted to move in, Kousaka.

Yeah, I'll come sleep under your bed! Like in the movies! You can sneak me dinner and I'll just snooze the whole time. Perfect!

[ she's clearly thinking he's playing along with her line of joking and starts tucking into the seafood nabe. It's just as delicious as she was expecting and her blissful expression probably makes that more than clear. ]

Then again, y'think Fujimura-sensei would kick me out if she found me under there?

Ah, actually... I don't have a bed. I sleep on a futon.

[ He knows that she's just joking but he can't help but play it a little seriously, in the end. ]

Besides, Fuji-nee usually goes home after dinner, so I doubt she'd find you if you came over.

Aw man, we'd never get away with it. They'd notice the big lump in your futon in no time, huh?

[ ... when did we move from 'under the bed' to 'in Shirou's futon'? Goodness, Honoka. ]

Maybe I'll sneak over and stay the night sometime, anyway! It'd be fun, right? And I'd be able to keep you company!

Y, yeah, probably.

[ That is definitely rather awkward on his end, considering how he's now imagining her in her futon doing some rather... explicit things. Ahem. ]

If you want, you can stay over tonight.

Huh? Really? You're not gonna get in trouble?

[ ... apparently Honoka herself getting in trouble isn't a thought that enters into her mind. ]

I mean, if you're stuck here by yourself, I definitely wanna keep you company!

I'll be fine. Besides, if Fuji-nee chastises me, I'll just tell her that I got lonely and wanted to invite a friend over.

It's settled, then! Sleepover!

[ She gives him a big cheesy grin, but then she pauses and taps idly at her mouth with the chopsticks. ]

Oh, uh... I don't actually have any PJs or anything with me, though. Should I run home and get some?

It's getting a little late... I should have some spare pajamas in the guest room [ because of things that happened before ] so you don't have to go back home in the dark. But have you told your parents first?

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