i saw mommy kissing santa claus ( closed )

[livefreely]

[ Christmas was coming up, so it was only obvious that the StuCS should throw a Christmas party. But she didn't want the party to be limited to just them, so she had decided to invite some of her friends as well.

Which is what she was doing, dressed up in a rather cute Santa costume as promotion, passing out posters rather easily before she saw Hachibe and waved at him, an innocent smile playing upon her lips. ]

Heeeey, Hachibe-kun! Good afternoon!

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[livefreely]

Passing out fliers for a party. I have one for you too, Hachibe-kun.

[ She smiles brightly as she hands the paper over; it's the last flier though, so she's successfully completely done. ]

Do you want to do something together, Hachibe? Maybe we can go shopping for presents!

[pygmalion_perv]

Really? I'm invited?

[He seems confused, but also pleasantly surprised.]

Yeah, sure! I have a few things I need to pick up anyway.

[livefreely]

Of course you are.

[ She nods in response, looking rather pleased that he probably will come to the party. ]

And okay! [ She flashes him a thumbs up. ] Let's go?

[pygmalion_perv]

Don't you need to change first? I mean, not that I'm complaining or anything!

[Most guys would just think that second sentence. Not Hachibe.]

[livefreely]

[ ... way to go, Hachibe. But Iori's used to him by now, so she doesn't mind it as much. ]

Hmm? I don't really have to change.

[pygmalion_perv]

Okay! Like I said, no complaints here!

[Hachibe grins, offering his arm.]

Should we go, then?

[livefreely]

That's totally fine by me. Don't worry about a thing~

[ She'll place her hand in his with a mischievous grin, starting to head out. ]

[pygmalion_perv]

So where are we headed first?

[He's all aglow with a big smile on his face right now, just at the mere prospect of getting to spend an afternoon with Iori. Their relationship so far has been strange, and neither of them has really put a label on it, but he's okay with that. It's working for them in an odd kind of way.]

[livefreely]

... The mall, I guess?

[ Her voice sounds curious, almost as if unsure. She wants to know if he has any opinion on where they should go before making any final decisions. ]

[pygmalion_perv]

Sure! The mall sounds fine. I can get most of what I need there.

[livefreely]

Alrighty then! To the mall!

[ She pumps her free fist in the air with sheer enthusiasm. ]

[pygmalion_perv]

[Hachibe happily strolls along with her, swinging their hands between them as they head toward the shopping mall. And once they're there...]

Okay, let's buy your gift first!

[STRAIGHT TO THE LINGERIE STORE]

[livefreely]

Wa-- wait, my gift?!

[ She's definitely surprised and at the same time not. She knows how enthusiastic he is about these types of things, so it's not new. ]

[pygmalion_perv]

Yeah! I don't know your size, so I thought we could pick it out together.

[He knows every curve of her butt, just not how it translates into women's sizes. Because no guy knows how the fuck women's sizes work.]

[livefreely]

But then it wouldn't be a surprise anymore, would it?

[ I guess it'll be surprising to see what type of undergarments he ends up picking... ]

[pygmalion_perv]

Well, I guess you could tell me your size and I can pick something out myself... or maybe you could model a few things you like and I'll choose one of those!

[livefreely]

Well, I outright refuse to model in public.

[pygmalion_perv]

What about in private?

[livefreely]

... I'd do it in private.

[pygmalion_perv]

You distract the sales clerk and I'll sneak into the dressing room with a couple of cute ones, and then you join me in a few minutes?

[livefreely]

I think I can do that. ... Wait a second. Are you saying we're going to be modeling in the dressing room?

[pygmalion_perv]

It's the most private place I could think of, unless you want me to buy four or five outfits, you try them on for me back in the art club room, and I return the ones you don't want.

[livefreely]

Hmm... I guess the former would save us time than the latter.

[pygmalion_perv]

See? It's definitely the best idea!

[livefreely]

Fine, fine.

[ Iori lets out a deep, defeated sigh as she places her hands on her hips with confidence. ]

I'll go distract them for a bit, and you'll meet me in the dressing room, OK?