( closed ) always expect the unexpected

[dereban]

[ This was not as planned. Definitely not as planned. That much was evident — especially since she had not been planning on summoning an actual person. All she did, really, was read a rumor on the 2ch boards (she knew that she shouldn't have trusted it, but her curiosity got the better of her) that she would be able to summon up her courage to confess and that it would have an immediate effect. And that effect was a definite yes from the person she liked. (Whose name was Emiya Shirou, someone who went to the same school as she did and was in the same year, but, well, didn't know her very well since they weren't in the same class.)

Inaba was not good with her feelings at all, especially not when it came to feelings of love.

She closed herself up, and kept to herself most of the time. Which was why she decided to give it a try, regardless of the fact that it probably wouldn't work. It was a simple task: all she had to do was draw a magic circle around her room and place her fingers between her legs, curiously, as she let out a heated sigh-- but then she saw the glow and then someone appeared. In her room.

While she was barely wearing anything (she was just in her lingerie, a lace black bra and underwear), staring at the intruder with dead eyes.

This was definitely not as planned.

And now she's been completely humiliated that she was seen masturbating by some... some stranger. ]

Comments

[swordboning]

Go ahead and put it on. I'm not stopping you.

[dereban]

Only if you don't look while I'm changing.

[swordboning]

I won't but I fail to see the point.

[dereban]

And your point is?

[ She says as she scurried over to her closet to get the maroon colored maid outfit, stripping down to her underwear as she undressed and redresses herself. ]

[swordboning]

Whatever you want to hide, I've probably seen it.

[Yes, all the way back to the beginning of this day.

But no, he's not looking.]

[dereban]

... idiot.

[ Huffing, she finished changing, complete with headdress, thigh high stockings and all. ]

Anyway... how do I look?

[swordboning]

Like a maid, I suppose.

[He figures she's sort of fishing for a compliment so he obliges.]

A cute one.

[dereban]

[ She can feel her heart pounding at his words, cheeks burning a bright scarlet as she rubs her legs together. ]

Hearing you say that... it makes me happy.

[swordboning]

Actually, I'm a bit pleased to hear that. Are you alright over there though?

[dereban]

Ah, well... it's kind of embarrassing, wearing this. It makes me feel like you're the master.

[swordboning]

Let's work with this then. If you like that then... [He pats his own lap. Yes, she should sit there.] If you don't, then you can change back.

[dereban]

[ She gets to sit on his lap? That's actually... really exciting, in her mind, so she complies easily, bushing hard as she decides to sit on his lap... But once she's there, she finds herself shuffling a little uncomfortably, only because she's flustered. ]

Is this okay, Archer..?

[swordboning]

[That was...entirely unexpected. He figured she'd go back to being the boss but this was fine.]

I don't have any complaints.

[No, just to make her a bit more comfortable, he puts his arms around her. Considering their size differences, it's easy for him to entirely engulf her.]

[dereban]

Mm, this is really comfortable, actually. Did you just want me on your lap, Archer?

[swordboning]

No but I have a feeling you wanted to be but may have wanted an excuse for it. I couldn't be too wrong.

[dereban]

Mmm, you're not wrong... you're really comfortable to sit on, though.

[swordboning]

Despite the armor?

[dereban]

Well, I don't mind that too much.

[swordboning]

It'll be a problem at some point. That much, I expect.

[dereban]

And why exactly do you think that it will be a problem?

[swordboning]

I hope you won't mind it I let you jump to your own conclusions with that.

[dereban]

You—

[ There's a frustrated groan from the bottom of her throat as her face turns pale and then her blush expands from her cheeks to the tips of her ears as she shifts her body to punch him in the chest.

She's going to regret this. Clearly. ]

Don't be an idiot!

[swordboning]

[Yes, punching his chest really was a bad idea.

Rather than respond, he winced a bit as he expected her to get hurt just as much.]

[dereban]

[ She does flinch a little, shaking her hand in frustration, but says nothing about the pain. ]

Stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. [ She's referring to herself rather than him as she says her mantra, before, ] Do you really like irritating me that much, Archer?

[swordboning]

It just comes naturally, that's all.