( closed ) always expect the unexpected

[dereban]

[ This was not as planned. Definitely not as planned. That much was evident — especially since she had not been planning on summoning an actual person. All she did, really, was read a rumor on the 2ch boards (she knew that she shouldn't have trusted it, but her curiosity got the better of her) that she would be able to summon up her courage to confess and that it would have an immediate effect. And that effect was a definite yes from the person she liked. (Whose name was Emiya Shirou, someone who went to the same school as she did and was in the same year, but, well, didn't know her very well since they weren't in the same class.)

Inaba was not good with her feelings at all, especially not when it came to feelings of love.

She closed herself up, and kept to herself most of the time. Which was why she decided to give it a try, regardless of the fact that it probably wouldn't work. It was a simple task: all she had to do was draw a magic circle around her room and place her fingers between her legs, curiously, as she let out a heated sigh-- but then she saw the glow and then someone appeared. In her room.

While she was barely wearing anything (she was just in her lingerie, a lace black bra and underwear), staring at the intruder with dead eyes.

This was definitely not as planned.

And now she's been completely humiliated that she was seen masturbating by some... some stranger. ]

Comments

[dereban]

I don't know, I might be cruel enough to. Unless you do something for me.

[swordboning]

And what is that something? Pleasuring you?

[dereban]

You got it in one, Archer.

[swordboning]

Surely you don't mean right now.

[dereban]

And what if I said that I did want it right now?

[ She frowns a bit, leaning close to him. ]

Or is that no good?

[swordboning]

Is it really too much to ask for a date first? Or should I just throw you down and have my way?

[dereban]

Well, I've never done any of this before, so I don't really know what to do... But if you want to have your way with me I won't stop you.

[swordboning]

Take my word for it, you want to do on a date first. You might end up regretting it in the future if you didn't.

[At least he was being a bit respectful here.]

[dereban]

I'm not the type to have regrets about my decisions... But I guess if we go on a date, we can also get to know each other some more.

[swordboning]

Let's make it a shopping one. I'll need to change before I go anywhere anyway. And it'd be a shame if any of your acquaintances saw you spending time with an armored figure.

[dereban]

... I'm not buying you anything expensive, on the record.

[ Like, seriously, she spent so much money already... ]

[swordboning]

I only need a t-shirt. I'll steal it if you can't afford that.

[dereban]

You're not stealing anything. [ Mostly because she's not going to deal with it. ] But you are going to owe me one.

[swordboning]

Ah, as your Servant, my debts are your debts. Owing you is fairly impossible, I think.

[dereban]

But as my Servant, I'm making it so you owe me one. And by that, I mean a favor that's worth as much as the shirt I'm getting you.

[swordboning]

I'm curious as to what kinds of values you're placing on these things. Well...?

[dereban]

You can go make me a sandwich. I haven't had lunch yet.

[swordboning]

What a waste. If you're going to ask for food, at least aim high.

[dereban]

What, are you planning on cooking for me, Archer? Because I don't mind that, either.

[swordboning]

I'd rather cook than make a simple sandwich. If I'm going to put effort into something, I'd rather not make it a waste of time.

[dereban]

Well, then you can go ahead and cook something. Kitchen's downstairs, to the right.

[swordboning]

Any preferences on what you'd like?

[To hopefully not destroy any diet she's on, at least.]

[dereban]

Something light is fine-- but what can you cook?

[swordboning]

I can make just about anything. So don't get shy about it.

[dereban]

Anything? What about grilled salmon over rice with some miso? I'm pretty sure we should have the ingredients for it.