open ⋆ nsfw call me out post 2016

( except for the fact that's a lie, given this post... )
- As you probably have guessed by the title of this post: I'm thirsty almost 99.99% of the time. Which means that this is your chance to indulge me! Or vice versa. Or something. 2016 has literally just started (as of this post) and I thought to myself - hey, maybe somebody will want to do some sexytimes with me. And without further ado, here is your open post to do just that! I'm really not picky on kinks and this is pretty much a do whatever, whenever kind of post for the year, so feel free to hit me up now, later, whenever.
Anyway, my kink list can be found here, and my muselist is here. Feel free to call out any of my characters and just list kinks and I'll throw a starter up! As for ships, I'm not all that picky and I'm okay with M/F, F/F and M/M, although I'm not that great at the latter, admittedly.
And there you have it. Be free to do whatever you want just as long as it's smut worthy. And I don't mind getting to the down and dirty if you prefer skipping through the buildup. ♥
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[ Her words are clipped and heavy with what seems to be an empty darkness. She had already devoured not only her senpai, but her nee-san too, so who was there to stop her? She could sense him being similar to Shirou. But that didn't make any sense to her.
Not at all. ]
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I'm afraid it's not a "who" but a "what."
[ And then he's wielding those twin blades in his hands, the same ones Shirou used to fight Saber. ]
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[ Emptiness fills her voice as she looks at him. Although she's seen those blades before due to her connection with the other Servants, she just files them in the back of her memories, regarded as unimportant. ]
If you're here to stop me, you're already too late. I already gobbled up both senpai and nee-san.
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Distress flickers just or an instant in his eyes before vanishing into blankness once more.
Surely she doesn't matter. He is a hero who saves people. He has a task to do here, that's all. ]
I'm not here to save two people. I'm here to save the world from you.
After all, I am a hero of justice.
[ Didn't someone else she knew hold that dream, once? Before she broke him. ]
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Ah, is that so? That phrase... it's just like senpai. Too bad I already devoured him. Hmm, maybe I'll devour you, too. That way, I can have two times the hero. [ She licks her lips as she says those decisive words, playfully taking steps forward. ]
I wonder if you'll be just as delicious.
Bondage + Footplay + Orgasm Control
i guess you can have this girl again
[ She was the one who had requested parts of it, but she's still a little skeptical as she stares at him, having already tied his arms behind him to the bed's headrest. Already in just her light blue underwear and thigh high socks, she can't help but give him a rather curious look. ]
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[He's all smiles as he lies there completely at her mercy, like it's the most natural thing in the world.]
I feel like I hit the jackpot here! I always knew your butt was cute, but your feet too? How can one guy get so lucky?
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[ Which is why she begins by raising the soles of her feet towards where his length it to start stroking him off, nice and slow. ]
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[Yeah, she's already getting a good response out of him, his cock twitching up to meet her feet as she gets started.]
So... silky...
For Inaba
So, good news for Rise: Inaba was in fact willing to try dating - and a lot of other things - with a girl. Even after the cheesy Christmas pickup scenario. Frankly, Rise's never been happier, if only because she's never been in a serious relationship before, and she and Inaba really operate on the same wavelength in a lot of ways.
The bad news - or arguably bad news - is that a late night date at Inaba's while her parents and brother are out of town has wound up with Rise being tied to Inaba's bed and blindfolded.
Okay, it's not really bad news, it's exciting, but it's a little scary. In a good way. But still scary.
"S-so uh, what did you have in mind exactly, Inaba-chan?"
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[ There's a smirk that plays across the girl's lips, but it's not one that Rise herself can actively see as she trails her fingers down the other girl's cheek. ]
So I guess you can say that I plan on surprising you?
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Mm...I'm looking forward to it. Let's start! Or, wait, should I let you be totally in charge? I'm good either way, just want to know ahead of time...
[She squirms just a bit to get comfortable. She's still clothed, but between her miniskirt and button-up blouse, mostly in things that won't require removing the restraints on her wrists or ankles...a fact that she's already acutely aware of. Inaba can do pretty much whatever she wants to her, which for Rise means a lot of very rapid - and fun - mental speculation.]
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But she doesn't say anything more as she gently presses her lips onto the other girl's. [
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[Rise's eyes flutter shut as she kisses back even harder and presses her breast up into Inaba's hand.]
[She's a little frustrated she can't touch Inaba back, but she's going to do her best to let her explore.]
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[Rise moans enthusiastically and her nipple perks up at the attention. The attention and the frustration from not being able to touch Inaba back are both getting fairly intense.]
[She breaks off the kiss and licks her lips.]
You can go a little faster...unless you're pacing yourself on purpose...
[She did come here to do naughty things with Inaba, after all, and her desire to do so is rapidly overcoming any discomfort she has with being bound and blind.]
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[ Her voice is hot in Rise's ear as she whispers those words seductively as she slowly undoes the buttons of the other girl's blouse. ]
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[She grins and shudders, though, as she feels herself being exposed more without being able to see it. Rise's pretty confident that Inaba likes what she sees now, but it's still a lot easier to be self-conscious when you can't double check yourself, and she blushes deeply enough to reach her collarbone.]
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But more importantly, she didn't think that it would work so well. Seeing her target in a handpicked maid outfit (she was a Tohsaka, she had those) she couldn't help but grin. ]
You look nice today. [ Although to be honest, the spell she had casted probably made them think that they were Rin's maid from the very start, so looking nice today... shouldn't really mean too much. ]
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Right now, though, Rita's research wasn't exactly on her mind. Or her body. One of the other servants had almost insisted on taking all of Rita's clothes and cleaning them. Genius though Rita Mordio usually was... Her fashion sense was borderline horrifying. The fact that it looked cute seemed to be more coincidence than any semblance of intent.
The other thing that, in context, had been kind of freaky, was that Rita's stress levels were so high that, once Rin had given her the mental push, she'd gone under deep. This probably had something to do with the fact that Rita was an absolute workaholic, and not helped by her usually rather terrible social skills. She'd spent most of her teenage years in research, because no one thought to give her anything else. Her clothes had came off almost as soon as Rin had told her to, because her sense of modesty was built more on people being angry if she was underdressed and her lab being cold than anything.
The only time she'd hesitated in putting on her current outfit had been when she was handed nice replacements for her plain underwear after the required shower. It'd been odd seeing her hesitate at wearing things that looked good, but a little nudge and the black, lacy bra and panties had slipped on. After that, it hadn't required any coaxing to get the frilly headdress, thighhighs, shoes, gloves, or even the dress on. Rin had expected some resistance from Rita when she'd given her a dress and apron that barely even covered her butt and had such a low neckline, but it was almost like Rita hadn't noticed.
And then, with a few choice words and a snap of her fingers, Rita had 'woken' up, completely subsumed in the maid act. Even her poise was completely different - stiff and formal - as she bowed.]
Thank you, mistress. Are you well this evening?
[The tone of her voice seemed rote, and a mind less used to maids than Rin might even have mistaken it for well-practiced. Her face, similarly, expressed very little emotion.]
a million years later, i finally return.
She wonders just how far she can push it, so she tests the waters by answering her question. ]
In fact, I'm not doing well. What do you plan on doing about that?
Re: a million years later, i finally return.
[Rita bowed a second time, lingering just long enough to highlight... Her frankly pretty minimal cleavage.]
A maid is as furniture, to be used as the mistress wishes.
[... A repressed kink, perhaps? Or just that Rita had some really interesting perceptions of what being a maid meant...]
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Finally, the door of the bedroom rattles open. ]
Emiya.
[ Her voice is flat and full of dread.
When he comes to check on her, he'll find her curled up beneath her blankets (isn't there something a bit off about the shape of her legs beneath them?), scowling out at the world. ]
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[ A genuine question as he takes a few steps forward, closing in on her. He has to ask, if only because he's been worried about her. Honestly worried. He can't help but do so, especially if she's going to be so stubborn like this. ]
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[ Her cheeks have started to flush a bit red. ]
It's not that I'm hiding at all--I'm just keeping warm. Shouldn't you keep the apartment warmer?
[ And then, abruptly, she changes the topic. The blush is quite pronounced on her face now. ]
Emiya, you're aware I don't make mistakes, aren't you?
[ She lowers her head a little. It's quite the opposite: he knows she makes the worst mistakes, and she knows he knows it. But right now something's clearly muddling her thoughts and distressing her. ]
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[ And while he's fully aware that she makes the worst mistakes, yes, he's not about to say it aloud - he knows better. ]
And I keep the room warn enough for the both of us. You've been acting weird the last few days. What's wrong?