open ⋆ nsfw call me out post 2016

[moes]

( except for the fact that's a lie, given this post... )

As you probably have guessed by the title of this post: I'm thirsty almost 99.99% of the time. Which means that this is your chance to indulge me! Or vice versa. Or something. 2016 has literally just started (as of this post) and I thought to myself - hey, maybe somebody will want to do some sexytimes with me. And without further ado, here is your open post to do just that! I'm really not picky on kinks and this is pretty much a do whatever, whenever kind of post for the year, so feel free to hit me up now, later, whenever.

Anyway, my kink list can be found here, and my muselist is here. Feel free to call out any of my characters and just list kinks and I'll throw a starter up! As for ships, I'm not all that picky and I'm okay with M/F, F/F and M/M, although I'm not that great at the latter, admittedly.

And there you have it. Be free to do whatever you want just as long as it's smut worthy. And I don't mind getting to the down and dirty if you prefer skipping through the buildup. ♥

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[steelmyself]

[ Why does that voice sound familiar? He tries to shake off a sudden foreboding. Nothing here matters--this is just another stupid curse he has to strike down. ]

I'm afraid it's not a "who" but a "what."

[ And then he's wielding those twin blades in his hands, the same ones Shirou used to fight Saber. ]

[alreadybroken]

.... And what exactly are you?

[ Emptiness fills her voice as she looks at him. Although she's seen those blades before due to her connection with the other Servants, she just files them in the back of her memories, regarded as unimportant. ]

If you're here to stop me, you're already too late. I already gobbled up both senpai and nee-san.

[steelmyself]

[ Why does it hurt to hear that? Didn't he once come here (does he remember that? He's not entirely sure) to destroy that boy? And the girl--

Distress flickers just or an instant in his eyes before vanishing into blankness once more.

Surely she doesn't matter. He is a hero who saves people. He has a task to do here, that's all. ]

I'm not here to save two people. I'm here to save the world from you.

After all, I am a hero of justice.

[ Didn't someone else she knew hold that dream, once? Before she broke him. ]

[alreadybroken]

[ She laughs at him, gracing the poor hero with a smile that doesn't meet her eyes. ]

Ah, is that so? That phrase... it's just like senpai. Too bad I already devoured him. Hmm, maybe I'll devour you, too. That way, I can have two times the hero. [ She licks her lips as she says those decisive words, playfully taking steps forward. ]

I wonder if you'll be just as delicious.