( closed ) always expect the unexpected

[dereban]

[ This was not as planned. Definitely not as planned. That much was evident — especially since she had not been planning on summoning an actual person. All she did, really, was read a rumor on the 2ch boards (she knew that she shouldn't have trusted it, but her curiosity got the better of her) that she would be able to summon up her courage to confess and that it would have an immediate effect. And that effect was a definite yes from the person she liked. (Whose name was Emiya Shirou, someone who went to the same school as she did and was in the same year, but, well, didn't know her very well since they weren't in the same class.)

Inaba was not good with her feelings at all, especially not when it came to feelings of love.

She closed herself up, and kept to herself most of the time. Which was why she decided to give it a try, regardless of the fact that it probably wouldn't work. It was a simple task: all she had to do was draw a magic circle around her room and place her fingers between her legs, curiously, as she let out a heated sigh-- but then she saw the glow and then someone appeared. In her room.

While she was barely wearing anything (she was just in her lingerie, a lace black bra and underwear), staring at the intruder with dead eyes.

This was definitely not as planned.

And now she's been completely humiliated that she was seen masturbating by some... some stranger. ]

Comments

[swordboning]

You already saw Projection magic. It's how I created the bow and arrow. And reinforcement magic isn't all that visible so it's probably pointless to show off.

[dereban]

... Oh. That's kind of cool. What else can you make with your Projection magic?

[swordboning]

Any sword, shield, ax, lance, or bladed weapon I happen to see or encounter.

[dereban]

I see... That's kind of cool, actually. Though I don't really care much for weapons. [ Ah-- ] Not because I think they're boring, though. I'm just not interested in that kind of thing.

[swordboning]

[He raises an eyebrow.]

Was that a recovery so it didn't look like you'd lose interest in me based on any magical abilities I had?

[dereban]

I, I don't care about that kind of thing, though! [ There's a huff as she jerks her head away from him. Hmph. ] I mean, I think you having magic is amazing in general already.

[ As long as it's not used for the wrong reasons. ]

[swordboning]

In short, it was a recovery. Though, with the way you act, it's hard to tell. So I'm simply going to assume that the things you do or say are directly related to your newfound attraction to me.

[It seems legit. Even if he's saying it to get an embarrassed reaction out of her.]

[dereban]

[ You know what. No, she's not having any of this. She'll be taking that pillow right next to her and attempt- yes, attempt to whack him with it. ]

Don't be an idiot. If you're growing a big head because of what you learned, then you really are an idiot, Archer.

[swordboning]

[Yes, he is suffering under pillow beatings.]

Will you cut that out, idiot.

[Don't steal his favorite insult either.]

[dereban]

Nope. [ She says this with the biggest shit eating grin, holding the pillow away from his face for a bit, still slightly raised but her head is peeking next to said pillow. ]

You called me your Master earlier, so I clearly don't have to listen to what you have to say if you're being so condescending, Archer.

[swordboning]

No, you don't have to. But I still reserve the right to think you enjoy handing out abuse.

[Probably true, to be honest. And yes, he's looking a bit smug too.]

[dereban]

[ Okay, fine. She's throwing that pillow at his face this time without saying a thing, just knitting her brow together as her cheeks redden and pouting at him. ]

... Idiot.

[swordboning]

[It's the typical scene where it hits his face and then slides down.

To top it off, he gives his patented smile, sigh, headshake combo.]

[dereban]

I can't believe you actually just took that, Archer. [ Or rather, he totally could have dodged it, right? ]

[swordboning]

It was either take it and leave you satisfied or to dodge and just anger you more. Which would result it more problems.

What to do seemed pretty obvious.

[dereban]

... Oh, you're not that stupid after all. [ Is she being genuine on condescending? It's hard to tell.


There's a lengthy pause, and then, ]

So, what now?

[swordboning]

Whatever you want. A movie? Dinner? Your hair brushed? As you said, you're the Master.

[dereban]

T-Then...

[ Well, he did say whatever she wanted, so she leans in close, pouting a bit. ]

I want what I said earlier. I-I want you to kiss me. [ She can feel her face reddening as she says that. ]

[swordboning]

Fine, I'll do that.

[He leans forward and uses a hand to brush her center bang to the side.]

I'm guessing you mean now.

[dereban]

O-Of course I mean now! Why would I say it if I didn't... mean... now.

[ She's a bit flustered by this whole ordeal. If only because well, she's never really dealt with relationships or love or anything of this nature. ]

[swordboning]

[Rather than keep her stuttering and flustered, he decided to just go for it. He finished leaning in and pressed his lips against hers about as well as he could, considering her actions. He held it long enough for her to actually get acquainted with the feeling before pulling back, waiting for a reaction.]

[dereban]

[ She can hear her heart thumping loudly in her chest when his lips grace her own, pressing her palms against the couch as she leans against it before he pulls back, her blush deepening as the heat rises up in her entire body. She doesn't say a single word, instead just bringing her hands towards her lips in realization that he actually kissed her and all that manages to elicit is... well... an embarrassed, high pitched screech.

Um. Please hold. ]

... A-ah. [ Yeah, she can't even speak coherently right now as she tries to hide how flustered she is right now. ] You really did it.

[swordboning]

I did.

[At least he can relax while she recovers.]

Was that good enough for you?

[dereban]

[ She's recovering, alright. By looking away from him as she clears her throat, trying to make a snappy comment. ]

7.8 out of ten. [ Referencing memes, even now. ] It felt... nice.

[ Her heart continues to pound loudly in her ears as she tries to speak calmly, but to no avail. ] What... about you, Archer? It wasn't bad, [ She still feels awkward, ] was it?

[swordboning]

I don't kiss and tell.

[Archer doesn't know memes. But he does know to keep his mouth shut about that kind of thing. If Inaba wanted to impress him, she'd have to try harder.]