( closed ) always expect the unexpected
[ This was not as planned. Definitely not as planned. That much was evident — especially since she had not been planning on summoning an actual person. All she did, really, was read a rumor on the 2ch boards (she knew that she shouldn't have trusted it, but her curiosity got the better of her) that she would be able to summon up her courage to confess and that it would have an immediate effect. And that effect was a definite yes from the person she liked. (Whose name was Emiya Shirou, someone who went to the same school as she did and was in the same year, but, well, didn't know her very well since they weren't in the same class.)
Inaba was not good with her feelings at all, especially not when it came to feelings of love.
She closed herself up, and kept to herself most of the time. Which was why she decided to give it a try, regardless of the fact that it probably wouldn't work. It was a simple task: all she had to do was draw a magic circle around her room and place her fingers between her legs, curiously, as she let out a heated sigh-- but then she saw the glow and then someone appeared. In her room.
While she was barely wearing anything (she was just in her lingerie, a lace black bra and underwear), staring at the intruder with dead eyes.
This was definitely not as planned.
And now she's been completely humiliated that she was seen masturbating by some... some stranger. ]
Inaba was not good with her feelings at all, especially not when it came to feelings of love.
She closed herself up, and kept to herself most of the time. Which was why she decided to give it a try, regardless of the fact that it probably wouldn't work. It was a simple task: all she had to do was draw a magic circle around her room and place her fingers between her legs, curiously, as she let out a heated sigh-- but then she saw the glow and then someone appeared. In her room.
While she was barely wearing anything (she was just in her lingerie, a lace black bra and underwear), staring at the intruder with dead eyes.
This was definitely not as planned.
And now she's been completely humiliated that she was seen masturbating by some... some stranger. ]

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He left all the door opening and leading to her. If she didn't want to look at all suspicious, him manipulating things would have to not happen unless in private.
Up in the room, he finally reappeared, opening up the plaster in preparation of spreading it.]
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[Yes, he's having fun. That secret, dumb, Emiya inside him makes him that way.]
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[ You know what. She will go back to browsing the internet. But not go on 2ch, because that would be embarrassing. Or go on any NSFW sites in general, really. But she will look up information on how to get a boy to notice you.. ]
Do you not have any other hobbies? Besides apparently being a housewife.
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[Absolutely peeking while she does. Vision skills are the best.]
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[ She frowns a bit, hearing such a serious answer while she continues to scroll, sighing. ]
That sucks. [ Just being blunt about it, though she doesn't seem to be angry about it. ] What were you fighting for?
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[Not even true at all. But his response to her sighing is just that.]
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[ She's just being rude because she's mad, sorry Archer... ]
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[Ironically, Shirou's situation right now. Though Inaba probably wasn't aware of it.]
Though that still doesn't answer why I find you oddly familiar. It's honestly quite frustrating.
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[ No, wait. ] Unless I'm missing a Back to the Future reference here-- hey, Archer. Tell me your real name. It might be a hint.
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I'm the Heroic Spirit EMIYA, known as Emiya Shirou in my living days.
....tch.
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[ Tilt of her head as she just... decides to look at him in disbelief. ]
R, really? [ Her cheeks are flaring up again as she jerks her head away from him in embarrassment. Uh. ]
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[As if he was ashamed of the answer. Still he notices the look on her face.]
Don't tell me....
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[ An outright outburst and denial. Her expression is embarrassed but she tries to hide it by looking away from him. ]
It's not like that. Besides, it's not like he would notice me, someone who has no friends. [ She's always one, the girl known as the ice princess. A smart, cool beauty who put herself in isolation, even though she wanted friends... But could never have them. ]
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You have the one person you want at your beck and call and you're acting like that?
Answer me truthfully, do you really like Emiya Shirou that much?
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[ She hated dealing with her emotions. That was why she always tried to cut herself away from them... But, still. Archer was Emiya Shirou? Then, that made more sense.
Yet he seemed so different. She could tell.
Swallowing her saliva down, she doesn't look at him, though she keeps her tone serious with her answer. ]
Yeah, that's right. You have a problem with that, Archer?
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No, I don't have an issue with that.
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[ Eh? Inaba's amber brown eyes widen in surprise at his kind gesture, flowed with a smile like that that caused her cheeks to flush as she lowered her head, feeling awkward about it all. ]
N, Now you're suddenly acting nice to me... you're being weird, Archer.
[ It's making her heart pound heavily in her chest. This is strange. This is strange, and yet.. she's a bit happy. ]
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[Which was true. Instead, he ran off to be a hero. If he dragged someone along with him, perhaps things would have been different.]
Part of me wonders if I should make up for that.
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[ She does not finish that sentence, instead chewing on her lower lip. ]
Sorry, I'm not sure how to act at this point... I can't analyze the situation like this.
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[Timeline shenanigans were probably difficult to deal with.
But Archer stopped patting her head, mostly to pull back and take a seat on the couch again.]
There's no rush. And no one is forcing you to do anything so don't worry yourself to death over it.
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[ There's a bitter smile, but then- ]
But wait. You said I was familiar to you, right..? Does that mean I have a chance?
[ Inaba, please. ]
... or maybe not. Ahh, why is time travel shenigans such bullshit? I want you to hold me, but-- that would be weird, wouldn't it? I mean, you're still you even if you're... a little different.
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[He's not going to comment on the other questions. His memory is shoddy enough as is. He didn't need to fill her head with false information.]
And I happen to be sitting right here. If you want something that bad, it's simple enough to walk over and ask it.
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mfw i failed at html hardcore
mfw i punch your face
that's fuckin rude
yep
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