( closed ) always expect the unexpected

[dereban]

[ This was not as planned. Definitely not as planned. That much was evident — especially since she had not been planning on summoning an actual person. All she did, really, was read a rumor on the 2ch boards (she knew that she shouldn't have trusted it, but her curiosity got the better of her) that she would be able to summon up her courage to confess and that it would have an immediate effect. And that effect was a definite yes from the person she liked. (Whose name was Emiya Shirou, someone who went to the same school as she did and was in the same year, but, well, didn't know her very well since they weren't in the same class.)

Inaba was not good with her feelings at all, especially not when it came to feelings of love.

She closed herself up, and kept to herself most of the time. Which was why she decided to give it a try, regardless of the fact that it probably wouldn't work. It was a simple task: all she had to do was draw a magic circle around her room and place her fingers between her legs, curiously, as she let out a heated sigh-- but then she saw the glow and then someone appeared. In her room.

While she was barely wearing anything (she was just in her lingerie, a lace black bra and underwear), staring at the intruder with dead eyes.

This was definitely not as planned.

And now she's been completely humiliated that she was seen masturbating by some... some stranger. ]

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[dereban]

... Related? As in he might be your ancestor?

[ She's kind of curious as she swings her arms behind her head. They're almost there, at least. ]

[swordboning]

I'm not going to answer that question because I don't know if it's right. Nor do I know who this person is.

[Shrugging...non-visibly.]

[dereban]

Well, I have no plans on telling you who he is, anyway.

[ Thankfully he didn't hear her cry out his name, or else she'd be... pretty boned. ]

Anyway, we're here. What are we getting?

[swordboning]

That's pointless defiance. If I'm going to be by your side at almost every hour, I'm going to find out at some point.

[Even just by watching her as she attends school.]

We're getting plaster and paint. That's all we need.

[dereban]

Y-You don't have to be by my side at every hour!

[ She'll have to keep it a secret. She'll have to keep it a huge secret. ]

Alright. I'll try to find the cheapest one. [ She's a cheapskate, deal with it... ]

[swordboning]

It's your choice in the end. I'm going to be the one doing the work.

[The day her parents find out that she's storing a man in her room....]

What else would you have me do?

[dereban]

You can guard the house like a watchdog.

[ Inaba, clearly the best. But she is getting the cheapest materials. As long as it gets covered up nicely, it doesn't matter.. ]

[swordboning]

Relegated to being a dog now. Absolutely lovely.

[Despite his sarcasm, he expected it completely. And kept silent while Inaba paid for the items. She was probably running off of an allowance anyway.]

[dereban]

[ Thankfully, Inaba was paid rather well for being a part of the upper class. But she was rather stingy. Sighing, she finally has what she bought. ]

Anyway, we're done here. [ And, randomly, ] By the way, do you need to eat?

[swordboning]

No, I don't eat either.

[True Servant facts. Inwardly, he wonders if he is ever actually going to have to get in a fight with someone else. At worst, he thinks he'll have to thump a school bully but....doubtful.]

[dereban]

Oh. ...That's good.

[ For her. ] Anyway, let's just go ahead and fix that wall.

[swordboning]

Yes, I'll continue being a hidden aspect until you need me. Like when walls need to be repaired.

[True consent for it right here too. But honestly, he wanted to do this since he felt somewhat at fault.]

[dereban]

Yeah, yeah, that sounds great actually. We're almost home, anyway. [ Nobody's here though, as usual. ]

[swordboning]

[Cold as all hell, really.

He left all the door opening and leading to her. If she didn't want to look at all suspicious, him manipulating things would have to not happen unless in private.

Up in the room, he finally reappeared, opening up the plaster in preparation of spreading it.]

[dereban]

You seem to be having fun doing this, though.

[swordboning]

Being willing to do something doesn't mean I take joy in it. If I didn't, it would probably just sit here anyway.

[Yes, he's having fun. That secret, dumb, Emiya inside him makes him that way.]

[dereban]

Oh? So what do you take joy in? I'd like to hear that. [ She's bored just watching him and can't really do much else. ]

[swordboning]

Irritating girls like you, mostly. [She could always go back to browsing the internet for bad information. Like how to get boyfriends.]</small.

[dereban]

Seriously?

[ You know what. She will go back to browsing the internet. But not go on 2ch, because that would be embarrassing. Or go on any NSFW sites in general, really. But she will look up information on how to get a boy to notice you.. ]

Do you not have any other hobbies? Besides apparently being a housewife.

[swordboning]

If you want the truth, I'll give you the truth. Outside of random circumstances like this, I've spent the last eternity fighting non-stop. Hobbies are something I don't have time for.

[Absolutely peeking while she does. Vision skills are the best.]

[dereban]

... Eh?

[ She frowns a bit, hearing such a serious answer while she continues to scroll, sighing. ]

That sucks. [ Just being blunt about it, though she doesn't seem to be angry about it. ] What were you fighting for?

[swordboning]

For love, romance, and how to attract the person you like.

[Not even true at all. But his response to her sighing is just that.]

[dereban]

Don't lie to me like that! B, besides, what do you know about romance anyway?

[ She's just being rude because she's mad, sorry Archer... ]

[swordboning]

I used to live in a house full of women back when I was alive. I would hope I know plenty.

[Ironically, Shirou's situation right now. Though Inaba probably wasn't aware of it.]

Though that still doesn't answer why I find you oddly familiar. It's honestly quite frustrating.

[dereban]

Familiar..? But I'm pretty sure we've never met before.

[ No, wait. ] Unless I'm missing a Back to the Future reference here-- hey, Archer. Tell me your real name. It might be a hint.