( closed ) always expect the unexpected

[dereban]

[ This was not as planned. Definitely not as planned. That much was evident — especially since she had not been planning on summoning an actual person. All she did, really, was read a rumor on the 2ch boards (she knew that she shouldn't have trusted it, but her curiosity got the better of her) that she would be able to summon up her courage to confess and that it would have an immediate effect. And that effect was a definite yes from the person she liked. (Whose name was Emiya Shirou, someone who went to the same school as she did and was in the same year, but, well, didn't know her very well since they weren't in the same class.)

Inaba was not good with her feelings at all, especially not when it came to feelings of love.

She closed herself up, and kept to herself most of the time. Which was why she decided to give it a try, regardless of the fact that it probably wouldn't work. It was a simple task: all she had to do was draw a magic circle around her room and place her fingers between her legs, curiously, as she let out a heated sigh-- but then she saw the glow and then someone appeared. In her room.

While she was barely wearing anything (she was just in her lingerie, a lace black bra and underwear), staring at the intruder with dead eyes.

This was definitely not as planned.

And now she's been completely humiliated that she was seen masturbating by some... some stranger. ]

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[swordboning]

[Cleaning was the easy part. The hard one...]

We're going to have to go to a hardware store. Mostly to repair the damage that was done. Unless you'd like to explain it to your parents or whomever else you live with.

[dereban]

Well, it's not like my parents care... but this is going to cost me, isn't it?

[ That's what she's pissed about. ] Unless you have money.

[swordboning]

I come equipped with knowledge and skills. Not physical possessions.

[Minus what he's wearing, obviously. Yes, it was going to cost her.]

[dereban]

I cannot believe this.

[ She groans in frustration, folding her arms over her chest. ]

Whatever. We're going right now. But you better make sure to stay hidden.

[swordboning]

I can turn invisible. Is that acceptable?

[It had better be, really. Because it was the only option available to her.]

[dereban]

That's fine. [ As long as others don't see them together, she's fine with that. ]

Anyway, let's go, Archer.

[swordboning]

[He's more than happy to turn invisible. And talk to Inaba in her head. Just because he wasn't there didn't mean she was getting away from some taunting.]

Are you embarrassed of being seen around me? You could always just dress me in clothes and claim I'm a relative or an older boyfriend.

[dereban]

Wha—

[ She doesn't care about the former. She does not care about the former. ]

I could probably have let you borrowed my aniki's wardrobe and he probably wouldn't have noticed, but you look nothing like a relative. And I wouldn't want you as my boyfriend. There's already someone I like and I don't want to cause any misunderstandings.

[ There. She said it. ]

[swordboning]

I'm not going to ask who that person is but it's pretty obvious that I'm somehow related to them.

[He knows how these rituals work and he definitely knows what she was up to when he arrived.]

Ah, well, whatever you say.

[dereban]

... Related? As in he might be your ancestor?

[ She's kind of curious as she swings her arms behind her head. They're almost there, at least. ]

[swordboning]

I'm not going to answer that question because I don't know if it's right. Nor do I know who this person is.

[Shrugging...non-visibly.]

[dereban]

Well, I have no plans on telling you who he is, anyway.

[ Thankfully he didn't hear her cry out his name, or else she'd be... pretty boned. ]

Anyway, we're here. What are we getting?

[swordboning]

That's pointless defiance. If I'm going to be by your side at almost every hour, I'm going to find out at some point.

[Even just by watching her as she attends school.]

We're getting plaster and paint. That's all we need.

[dereban]

Y-You don't have to be by my side at every hour!

[ She'll have to keep it a secret. She'll have to keep it a huge secret. ]

Alright. I'll try to find the cheapest one. [ She's a cheapskate, deal with it... ]

[swordboning]

It's your choice in the end. I'm going to be the one doing the work.

[The day her parents find out that she's storing a man in her room....]

What else would you have me do?

[dereban]

You can guard the house like a watchdog.

[ Inaba, clearly the best. But she is getting the cheapest materials. As long as it gets covered up nicely, it doesn't matter.. ]

[swordboning]

Relegated to being a dog now. Absolutely lovely.

[Despite his sarcasm, he expected it completely. And kept silent while Inaba paid for the items. She was probably running off of an allowance anyway.]

[dereban]

[ Thankfully, Inaba was paid rather well for being a part of the upper class. But she was rather stingy. Sighing, she finally has what she bought. ]

Anyway, we're done here. [ And, randomly, ] By the way, do you need to eat?

[swordboning]

No, I don't eat either.

[True Servant facts. Inwardly, he wonders if he is ever actually going to have to get in a fight with someone else. At worst, he thinks he'll have to thump a school bully but....doubtful.]

[dereban]

Oh. ...That's good.

[ For her. ] Anyway, let's just go ahead and fix that wall.

[swordboning]

Yes, I'll continue being a hidden aspect until you need me. Like when walls need to be repaired.

[True consent for it right here too. But honestly, he wanted to do this since he felt somewhat at fault.]

[dereban]

Yeah, yeah, that sounds great actually. We're almost home, anyway. [ Nobody's here though, as usual. ]

[swordboning]

[Cold as all hell, really.

He left all the door opening and leading to her. If she didn't want to look at all suspicious, him manipulating things would have to not happen unless in private.

Up in the room, he finally reappeared, opening up the plaster in preparation of spreading it.]

[dereban]

You seem to be having fun doing this, though.

[swordboning]

Being willing to do something doesn't mean I take joy in it. If I didn't, it would probably just sit here anyway.

[Yes, he's having fun. That secret, dumb, Emiya inside him makes him that way.]