( closed ) always expect the unexpected

[dereban]

[ This was not as planned. Definitely not as planned. That much was evident — especially since she had not been planning on summoning an actual person. All she did, really, was read a rumor on the 2ch boards (she knew that she shouldn't have trusted it, but her curiosity got the better of her) that she would be able to summon up her courage to confess and that it would have an immediate effect. And that effect was a definite yes from the person she liked. (Whose name was Emiya Shirou, someone who went to the same school as she did and was in the same year, but, well, didn't know her very well since they weren't in the same class.)

Inaba was not good with her feelings at all, especially not when it came to feelings of love.

She closed herself up, and kept to herself most of the time. Which was why she decided to give it a try, regardless of the fact that it probably wouldn't work. It was a simple task: all she had to do was draw a magic circle around her room and place her fingers between her legs, curiously, as she let out a heated sigh-- but then she saw the glow and then someone appeared. In her room.

While she was barely wearing anything (she was just in her lingerie, a lace black bra and underwear), staring at the intruder with dead eyes.

This was definitely not as planned.

And now she's been completely humiliated that she was seen masturbating by some... some stranger. ]

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[dereban]

Well, you do have a bow and arrow. [ Maybe the myths about him are wrong. ]

And I'm not an idiot. I just was curious about what your real name is.

[ Well, she's surprised that he's actually cleaning up, though. It actually makes her pleased, since she likes having a clean room... ]

Just make sure not to open the closet door if you're cleaning up.

[swordboning]

[That wasn't exactly a command or request to say his name so his mouth thankfully stays shut. Even if the answer would probably please Inaba somehow.]

My name isn't a concern.

[He's piling up the stuff to the side. But he'll probably need a broom and a trash bag for reals.]

And why not open the door? If I'm going to clean a place, it needs to be thorough.

[dereban]

I can clean up my closet myself, thank you very much.

[ ... ] What, do you hate your name that much?

[swordboning]

[He has the patience to find out one day. Somehow. Not that he wants to be a pervert about it but being this defensive is worth finding out why.]

Does it matter that much?

[dereban]

It matters enough if I want to keep you around or not. You're going to disappear without my help, right?

[ She shrugs her shoulders, not really caring. ]

[swordboning]

Is this a type of blackmail?

[Curious.]

[dereban]

Maybe it is.

[swordboning]

[Archer shrugs. Unless expressly ordered, he'll definitely push it to the limit. He's not the type to bow to authority from someone who can't even use magic.]

Go get a broom and a garbage bag.

[dereban]

Alright. Just give me a minute.

[ Which she will by running down the stairs and grabbing exactly that before returning and tossing it at him. ] By the way, why are you doing this?

[swordboning]

[With a smooth move, he catches both and starts making the area look a lot better than it was.]

I suppose the first things you'll learn about me is that cleaning and cooking are things I won't let other's handle because I can do it better.

[Which was an attribute Shirou also had, though Shirou did it out of the goodness of his heart as opposed to Archer doing it because seeing a worse job than his annoyed him.]

[dereban]

Oh, you can cook too? That will come in handy.

[ Although she'll probably have to do it when her parents and her brother aren't home. Otherwise things might get a little messy. ]

Though I like that my room's even more tidy than it was before.

[swordboning]

[Cleaning was the easy part. The hard one...]

We're going to have to go to a hardware store. Mostly to repair the damage that was done. Unless you'd like to explain it to your parents or whomever else you live with.

[dereban]

Well, it's not like my parents care... but this is going to cost me, isn't it?

[ That's what she's pissed about. ] Unless you have money.

[swordboning]

I come equipped with knowledge and skills. Not physical possessions.

[Minus what he's wearing, obviously. Yes, it was going to cost her.]

[dereban]

I cannot believe this.

[ She groans in frustration, folding her arms over her chest. ]

Whatever. We're going right now. But you better make sure to stay hidden.

[swordboning]

I can turn invisible. Is that acceptable?

[It had better be, really. Because it was the only option available to her.]

[dereban]

That's fine. [ As long as others don't see them together, she's fine with that. ]

Anyway, let's go, Archer.

[swordboning]

[He's more than happy to turn invisible. And talk to Inaba in her head. Just because he wasn't there didn't mean she was getting away from some taunting.]

Are you embarrassed of being seen around me? You could always just dress me in clothes and claim I'm a relative or an older boyfriend.

[dereban]

Wha—

[ She doesn't care about the former. She does not care about the former. ]

I could probably have let you borrowed my aniki's wardrobe and he probably wouldn't have noticed, but you look nothing like a relative. And I wouldn't want you as my boyfriend. There's already someone I like and I don't want to cause any misunderstandings.

[ There. She said it. ]

[swordboning]

I'm not going to ask who that person is but it's pretty obvious that I'm somehow related to them.

[He knows how these rituals work and he definitely knows what she was up to when he arrived.]

Ah, well, whatever you say.

[dereban]

... Related? As in he might be your ancestor?

[ She's kind of curious as she swings her arms behind her head. They're almost there, at least. ]

[swordboning]

I'm not going to answer that question because I don't know if it's right. Nor do I know who this person is.

[Shrugging...non-visibly.]

[dereban]

Well, I have no plans on telling you who he is, anyway.

[ Thankfully he didn't hear her cry out his name, or else she'd be... pretty boned. ]

Anyway, we're here. What are we getting?

[swordboning]

That's pointless defiance. If I'm going to be by your side at almost every hour, I'm going to find out at some point.

[Even just by watching her as she attends school.]

We're getting plaster and paint. That's all we need.

[dereban]

Y-You don't have to be by my side at every hour!

[ She'll have to keep it a secret. She'll have to keep it a huge secret. ]

Alright. I'll try to find the cheapest one. [ She's a cheapskate, deal with it... ]